To Bot or Not: Politički botovi u Srbiji

  • 16th March 2015
  • 695 Views
To Bot or Not: Politički botovi u Srbiji

netbot

To cocodak, or not to cocodaaaak, that is the question!

Zamislimo daleeeeku budućnost, jedan idealan, tehnološki i darvinovski napredan svet u kome svekolike živuljke egzistiraju na internetu.
Zamislimo da su tamo i pčelice i kolibri, i miši, uroborosi, i minotauri i štaznam, vaskolika biološka i mitološka manifestacija kako kosmosa tako i astralnuih projekcija.
I fokusirajmo se na, recimo,  kokošinjac i kokoši. Petao included.

kokos
I zamislimo da je njihov zadatak da kokodaču, ali tako glasno da se kroz eho, njihov kokodaaak čuje skroz daleko. Izvan kokošinjca, izvan dvorišta, preko polja, skroz do okeana i svemira. I da im je gazda ponudio dogovor; što se dalje i više čujete, što više impresija, dobićete toliko više zrnevlja.

Oukeeej, kažu kokoši, postave petla na najviše mesto, i strpljivo iščekuju znak.

hen

I evo ga. Petlova izoštrena opažajna sposobnost da prepozna znak, odašilje signal u vidu glasnog, pozivajućeg kukurikuleleee.

I tad snažno, jedna po jedna kokoš, prvo pojedinačno, a potom moćno, zajedno započinju požrtvovano i besprimernim zalagenjem predano ponavljanje, manjeviše jedne te iste melodije.

Uspeh je bio očigledan. Od, što vesele, što zabrinute, na momente tužne, raznovrsnosti radi kokodarske graje, stvorena je buka takva, da je gazda cvetao od miline.

Petao, orošen ispod raskošnog perja je, nakon više sati rada, podneo izveštaj. Glasio je: Bili smo složni, relativno raznovrsni, i ponovili smo milioooone puta između dvanaest i trimiliooona tačnih kokodaka.

Gazda deli zrnevlje i svi su srećni. Petao included.

Avaj. Gazda je zaboravio da postavi jedno krucijalno pitanje.

Pošto ste tako mnogo puta ponovili tih par kokodaka, koliko daleko se to čulo? Jel bio eho neki? Je li neko impresioniran?

Jer zna gazda da ponavljanje kokodakanja nije isto što i ponavljanje tog istog kokodaka i da mora da se odbije o stene, kamenje, grmovlje, obale i zidove, umnoži na mnooogo novih kokoši, pa da se utisne u zečeve i lije, mace i kuce, delfine i ostale bogomdane životinje. Zna da će se samo tako za njegovo gazdinstvo daleeeko čuti i lepo o njemu govoriti.

first impress

Ali ne. Zaboravio je to pitanje nad pitanjima, za tu bitku nad bitkama, takoreći majku svih bitaka i kokodaka, a kokoši su prećutale da eha nije bilo, da se van kokošinjca nisu čule, a posebno i uopšte ne van dvorišta.

Dakle, ako hoćete da se rešite kokodakanja, a vi blokirajte kokoši tako što ćete staviti neki čep u uši.

Kokoškama predlažem da promene strategiju, gazdi da ne arči dragoceno zrnevlje. Bolje će proći na berzi.

 

 

 

 

Ako basna nije vaše omiljeno štivo, ovo će biti jasnije:

 

 

Please follow and like us:

Generic selectors
Exact matches only
Search in title
Search in content
Search in posts
Search in pages

RSS BIDD

  • PRIZREN CHURCH THEOTOKOS OF LJEVIS 27th September 2020
    The church of Theotokos of Ljevish, Prizren’s Cathedral, was erected by King Milutin in the early 14th century (1307-1309). It was built on the foundations of a three-nave basilica from the X-XI centuries, which was probably dedicated to Theotokos Eleusa (the Merciful) and itself erected on the site of an older non-christian temple. The church […]
  • The Dos and Don’ts of Digital Diplomacy in the Covid-19 World 26th September 2020
    President Stevo Pendarovski of North Macedonia. The mosaic behind him, by a native artist, is titled “Macedonia: The Land of Light.” It is located in the presidential palace. JOHN PENNEY The first-ever virtual General Assembly session has been full of both challenges and opportunities: the risks of technical problems were high (and some have happened), […]

RSS Diplo Portal Belgrade

  • International Day of the Public’s Right to Know 28th September 2020
    The Commissioner for Information of Public Importance and Personal Data Protection, in cooperation with the OSCE Mission to Serbia, held a conference on the occasion of marking the International Day of the Right of the Public to Know. This day has been marked in Serbia since 2006 with the aim of inspiring all authorities to […]
  • Moroccan Order to the former Ambassador 28th September 2020
    During the reception at the Moroccan residence, the awarding of the Order (awarded by the King of Morocco) to the former Ambassador of Serbia in Rabat, H.E. Slađana Prica Tavčiovska took place. Several ministers, senior officials of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the President of the Chamber of Commerce of Vojvodina, directors of publishing houses, […]

Catalog of Destroyed and Desecrated Churches in Kosovo ( VIDEO )

How Belgrade based diplomats use Digital Diplomacy and Internet 2016

Diplo Portal Belgrade

Please follow and like us:
Scroll Up
error

Enjoy BIDD? Please spread the word :)